whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I think my moral compass just broke
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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