I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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