Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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