im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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