I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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