found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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