She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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