I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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