I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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