She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize