I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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