For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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