ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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