I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
COCAINE IS GR8
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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