TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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