Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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