everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
That accounts for only three of the penises
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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