just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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