We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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