How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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