Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
two words...techno handjob
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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