Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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