another moral hangover. fuck.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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