I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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