i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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