This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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