im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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