is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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