Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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