I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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