At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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