it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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