Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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