I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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