Don't you send me to vm
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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