I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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