I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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