i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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