He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I got inside last night via doggy door
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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