apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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