I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
false alarm, still single
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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