You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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