who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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