do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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