The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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