it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
When are your genitals available?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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