I'd wear matching sweaters with you
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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