i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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