But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
