pop tarts are not kleenex
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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