I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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