so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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