White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Randomize
