Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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