You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Help. Why am I so naked?
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